Srsface

Once upon a time, there was a little boy. He was different from all of the other little boys; while their mommies were all busy going on about how their little boys had said their first word, this little boy lay wordlessly in his crib. However, he was not quiet; his mommy would talk about how he had so much to say even though he did not speak, and she would lay next to him while they had conversations with just their eyes. While the other little boys' daddies were all proudly talking about their boys' first steps, this little boy did not even crawl. However, his legs were not still; his daddy would talk about how his legs kicked and squirmed

"Where are we going?" "Shhh, just trust me." "But why are we climbing through this ridiculous grass?  You know, I'm probably going to get bitten by a tick and fall down the side of the hill and die, and-" The girl whipped around and, with long strands of blonde hair still in her face, hissed, "Shh!  I said just trust me, Kevin, okay?" The boy was taken aback by the silent intensity in her green eyes, so, with a pout, he agreed.  The girl smiled in reply and offered him her hand; blushing slightly, the boy took it and continued on up the hillside.   He didn't like it here.  The almost silence – broken only by the soft rustling of thei